Saturday, June 16, 2007

Six Clues that I Attend Community College

1. The campus is a building. With a parking lot.

2. My classroom is named for a corporate sponsor. I am in the AAA Casino Classroom, by the Alpha Foundation Classroom, across from the Acme Bank Classroom.

3. There are no sports teams, just a workout center that closes before sundown.

4. No one discusses Greek rush, they discuss their babies and/or baby-mamas.

5. I have had sushi dinners that were more expensive than the cost of one credit hour.

6. Not only is the woman next to me pregnant, but she is under 30, pregnant with her fifth child, and 4 cm dilated. She gave the teacher a doctor's note excusing her from class last week.

2 comments:

Joe said...

Wow. Do you have highschool age kids who are too good for public school, too?

That Chick Over There said...

Oh my freaking Lord, that's funny!

I went to a community college for the first two years of my degree and while it was a great way to get a cheap education, it was EXACTLY like what you describe..

Good times. Good times.