Today at the zoo, while Blaze was checking out the snakes, I noticed the tortoises were unusually active. I got closer to investigate, and there were five in the corner. Three were intently watching the other two GET IT ON. And the boy tortoise? WAS MOANING. LOUDLY. This guy was deep and rumbly, he was the Barry White of reptiles.
Mother Nature never ceases to make me wonder WTF?
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Wow... I almost went to the zoo today. Now I'm not sure if I'm really disappointed I didn't go, or really glad I didn't go.
I'm even more freaked out by turtles now.
My mom and dad went on a road trip out West when they were first married, and on the way out they stopped in St. Louis to visit the zoo. One of the only things my mom remembers about the zoo is that the Galapagos tortoises were having sex the whole time they were there.
that's gotta be akward to explain with all the kids around at a zoo. "just ignore the live sex show going on the the tortoise encloser, kids"
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